The 5 Best Christmas Album Covers Ever

As everybody shows off the most horrible Christmas album cover art we here at Walloh think it’s about time to celebrate the BEST Christmas covers of all time…

As everybody shows off the most horrible Christmas album cover art we here at Walloh think it’s about time to celebrate the BEST Christmas covers of all time…

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1) Disco Noel

Taking the “lame” out of  “lametta”, this great cover shows that Christmas isn’t all about ugly jumpers and Maria Carey. Bling up YOUR Christmas with double Vodka Red Bulls and some pumping disco jams!

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2) Christmas Rap

Everybody loves Wrap Music! So get out your fresh kicks, red sportswear and start breakdancing around the Christmas tree. Maybe you have what it takes to become next years Wrap Superstar!

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3) Jingle Cats

No regular cat will do after you had Jingle Cats jamming with you!

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4) Klappa pa!

This album cover just has everything we want for Christmas: Happiness, a tree, a lot of meat based products and a cheeky hidden bottle of booze for when the house bar runs dry…

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5) All I want for Christmas…

DAMN STRAIGHT! Let’s be honest… Christmas is boring, cold and most of the time it’s raining and not even snowing! Eeew!!! So this Christmas we would definitely rather go for a tan…

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